Welcome to the healing.
Because the British understand Americans better than we understand ourselves, MTV London hired Lady GaGa and Katy Perry impersonators to wrestle each other in a pile of tomatoes yesterday. And while I originally started this post as a reprieve from this morning’s political tomfoolery, I should probably admit this is my entire platform for 2016. Mandatory this.
On that note, please donate to The Superficial PAC where only half your pledge will go to strippers, grain alcohol and undocumented abortions for said strippers. Guaranteed. (See? Look how honest I’m being.)
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